Thursday, September 11, 2008

1. Algunas meditaciones acerca de mi tatuaje de Osama Bin laden llorando:



ACTUALIZACIÓN: que dice mi mamá que no es Osama sino Cristo El rey.

Pros: el bien y el mal cohabitan mi brazo:



Pros: al finalizar el día los dos dormimos como angelitos:



Pros: cuando me lavo los dientes podemos jugar a que le da rabia:



Contra: Me siento un pecador de pacotilla cada vez que me masturbo. La culpa. La culpa.

Y bueno, si se clavan el tatuaje es complejo a su manera: una de sus lágrimas es negra y la otra transparente. Lo pedí así de manera que parezca que la negra es similar a las que se ponen los Maras o demás malvados al asesinar a alguien. Es el tatuaje dentro del tatuaje, el vampiro de sí mismo, la isla en la isla, la serpiente que se muerde la cola, Marilyn Manson mamándosela.

60 comments:

Anonymous said...

ooo

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mmmmm

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jajaja

Anonymous said...

Me podrias felicitar es mi cumpleaños y seria un gran detalle

Anonymous said...

Los tres anonimos de arriba no cuentan.

PRIMEROOO!!!!!
DUERMES CON LENTES???
Y esa lagrima negra es con la misma intención de los maras? UNA LAGRIMA POR CADA MUERTITO???

Saludos NEB

Servando said...

porque osama está volteando a la izquierda y cuando tiene rabia voltea a la derecha?

Xhabyra said...

Soberbio detalle de alabanza al cine mexicano, el trapo amarrado a la frente claramente demuestra que hace complemento a la gabardina de cantinflas

sirako said...

la próxima vez que pongas una imagen de alguien haciendo popó sería un lindo detalle que estuviera encuerado.

Catastrophe K said...

Siii que Gabriel se encuere!

Snatcher said...

Jesús con rabia es igual a como yo lo recuerdo cuando alguna vez lo vi

ZaikZ said...

jajajajajaj que le rabia a jesuuusssscristo es otor nivel!!!

gabriel said...

me desnudaré pero sólo para sirako y si promete pintarme en una cama de claveles como la indigena aquella...

ya dije.

Lucho said...

Gabriel podrias dejar de ponerte comentarios.

sirako said...

va

Ángela said...

Yo compro la pintura! [y a Sirako, si se deja].

Renee said...

Sólo tú NEB... sólo tú...

Godzilla said...

Te vas a ir al infierno y no te quedará de otra que tomar té y comer galletitas conmigo.

Asgard said...

no mames... jaja pasado de vergA jajajjajaj

Asgard said...

momento, yo se que se ponen lagrimas cuando se los cojen en prision

Rodrigo said...

¿que esos tatuajes no vienen en unas galletas?

Blog de Rodrigo... said...

Acabas de arruinar el chiste, eres un bruto...

Mercury said...

jajajjajajjaja no mames!!!
no sientes culpa por culpar a tu culpa de ponerte un tattoo y cagar con dios??? y hacerlo rabioso??? jajajajjaja

Ruga said...

Creía que eras diestro. Te discriminaría, pero no tengo fundas de almohada para verme discriminador.

Anonymous said...

¿Quién tomo la foto cuando estas haciendo popo? ¿Sirako acaso?? y....¿se quedo con ganas de ver más?

Sánchez Villa said...

Wey: si San José se dio a la Virgen por chicuelinas, a efecto de que no se le reventara el ejote, ¿seguría siendo Virgen?

Es una pregunta que no he logrado resolver...

Jair Trejo said...

Jaja, no mames. ¿Se quita, verdad?

Taquero Narcosatánico said...

Entre que duermes con lentes y el metatatuaje, tengo que decir que este es uno de los mejores posts de... la semana.

Fredo said...

jaja manson mamandosela jajaja obvio es el signo del infinito

Betty said...

no t sientas culpable hermano... tiene los ojos cerrados

Fire_tony said...

Me asusta que alguien te haya tomado la foto primera.

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Lodi said...

Quiero tus venas. Es neta.

Adrián said...

neta, ¿quién se masturba con la zurda?

mar.sin.arena said...

Se veian tan lindos los ahì dormidos

René said...

Marylin Manson mamandósela?
O sea, la verga en la verga?

polvo de menta said...

yo tambien hubiera confundido a osama con cristo

Fer said...

que cagado verte cagando

Terry Gilliam said...

Eres la pura mamada neber. Andas afiladito.

Anonymous said...

yo no se que hago aqui... mi presencia aqui esta eqivocada... ire a masturbarme un rato...

bLanche ʚïɞ said...

mano amiga tradición que obliga.... pero con la izquierda¿?

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